January 2010
I haven't been on in a while, I apologize.
Well how is everyone today? Today I went to Winter Formal with Kadie. She says she had a good time but I didn’t dance except for when I was doing it for satire. So we had a few laughs but on the whole i think she was bored.
You know why the top 20 songs today are so bad? Because the majority of people are idiots. It’s true. Why else would Ke$ha (seriously?) even have a...
MY TAKE ON THINGS.
Would you be content with being a sheep and blindly following something someone told you based on no prior fact or reasoning? Fuck no you wouldn’t because you’re obviously one smart mother fucker.
“Eat this.”
“What is it?”
“Just eat it. We’ll have fun when your done.”
“I’ll eat it but tell me what it is.”
“EAT IT OR...
Well...
I’m kind of getting fucking sick of being blocked ALL THE GODDAMN TIME! It’s as aggrivating an anything I’ve encountered and just will not stop.
Now, if you were a parent how would you feel about your kid haveing sex?
First, imagine that your child is a female. Age: 16
Then a male. Same age.
Would you feel differently based on the sex of your child?
I feel that if it is my...
Don't
Ask me a question about me because you want to tell me about you.
Ex: What time would you go to if you had a time machine? (you tell them and they don’t even listen, but they nod a lot) WELL I would blah blah blah fucking blah.
Tell me one thing but mean another. (this means YOU, women everywhere)
Ex: I say: How are you? Answer: Fine. WHEN YOU ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT FINE!
Swim...
Sittin..
This time tomorrow I will be sitting in my joke of a history class not learning anything and staring at my girlfriend the whole time. And the reason I wont be learning anything isn’t because I’ll be staring at my girlfriend. It’s because I won’t be being adequately taught the material that I have been assigned to be taught. Staring at my girlfriend probably doesn’t...
HOLY CRAP! The internet knows what im thinking?! →
Hmmm...
Since I can’t hear my goddamn movie right now I’ve decided to write a blog. It’ll be mostly random ramblings. So… beware?
The only birthdays that should be celebrated are:
1: because its your first birthday.
5: Thats when you start school
10: Double digits baby
13: You are now a teenager.
16: Eligible for a liscence
18: You are legally an adult.
20: This is a MEHH....
“Why do I fall in love with every woman i see that shows me the least bit of...”
– Jim Carrey (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
A compilation of awesome or funny images i found...
AWESOME!
This man is a hero of mine.
This here is Nikola Tesla. He is the very definition of awesome.
As if this picture of him isnt enough proof here’s a link. Prepare to have your mind exploded, at least now you’ll know who did it. THIS guy
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/tesla.html
An overview of how i feel about modern T.V./Film...
OK. I just finished watching the series premier of Heroes, and it made me realize that much of today’s T.V. is garbage. Now I happen to love Heroes usually. This episode was just really bad. Now I have a few ideas as to how Heroes and other shows and movies being made right now (If the people who are making them are concerned about how good it is going to be) can make sure that it does not...
i have nothing to blog about. though i will be sure to blog when i do have something… blog-worhthy on my mind. but uhhh… right now i dont soo..